One night Winnie the Pooh was in bed thinking about what he was going to do tomorrow

"I haven't seen Eeyore since yesterday, and I haven't seen owl since the day before yesterday. And I haven't seen Roo for a long time and if I don't see him tomorrow, it will be a still longer time"

I could spend a happy morning seeing Roo,
I could spend a happy morning being Pooh.
For it doesn't seem to matter,
If I don't get any fatter
And I don't get any fatter,
What I do.

Now that may not seem a very good song to you, but coming from pale form fluff at about half past ten on a chilly evening, it seemed to Pooh like one of the best songs he had ever sung so he turned over and he went to sleep.

In the middle of the night he woke up suddenly and listened. he got out of bed, lit his candle and stomped across the room to see if anybody was trying to get into his honey cupboard.

"Is that you piglet? Come in christopher Robin. Tell me about it tomorrow Eeyore."

"Who ever is making that noise is making it outside my front door. So I shall ask him not to do it."

"Hello"
"Hello"
"Oh Hello"
"Hello"
"Oh there you are , hello"
"Hello"
"Who is it?"
"Me"
"Oh Oh well come in, um, I'm Pooh"
"I'm Tigger"
"Does Christopher Robin know about you?"
"Of course he does"
"Well, it's the middle of the night which is a good time for going to sleep. Tomorrow morning we'll have some honey for breakfast"
"Do Tiggers like honey?"
"They like everything"
"If they like going to sleep on the floor I'll go back to bed, good night"

Next morning, Pooh began to set the table ready for breakfast.

"Excuse me a moment but there's something climbing up your table."
"Have I won"
"That's my table cloth that your wrapped up in"
"I wondered what it was"
"It goes on a table and you put things on it"
"Then why did it try to bite me when I wasn't looking"
"I don't think it did"
"It tried but I was too quick for it"
"here you are try some honey"
"Oh thank you"

"Tiggers don't like honey"
"I thought they liked everything"
"Everything except honey"
"Oh what a pity. You'd better come rond to Piglet's house and try some of his Haycorn's"
"Thank you Pooh, 'Cause Haycorn's is really what Tigger's like best"

So after breakfast they set off to see piglet
"Come on Tigger"

I could spend a happy morning seeing Piglet.
And I could spend a happy morning not seeing Piglet.
And it doesn't seem to matter
If I don't see Owl and Eeyore
or any of the others,
And I'm not going to see Owl or Eeyore
or any of the others
Or Christopher Robin.

"Hello piglet, this is Tigger"
"Oh is it? I thought Tiggers were smaller than that."
"Not the big ones"
"They like Haycorns and that's what we've come for"
"Help yoursel"
"Thank you"
"Um mm, Um mm urgh"
"i beg your pardon"
"Excuse me"
"I wonder what he's gone outside for"
"Tigger's don't like Haycorns"
"But you said they like everything except honey"
"Everything except Honey and Haycorns"
"Oh I see"
"What about Thistles"
"Thistles is what Tigger's like best"
"Ohh then let's go along and see Eeyoree"

I could spend a happy morning seeing Eeyore
Though I could spend a happy morning not seeing Eeyore

"Hello Eeyore, this is Tigger"
"What is"
"This is. He's just come"
"Ah, when is he going?"
"Tigger's always eat Thistles, so that is why we came to see you, Eeyore"
"Oh I see"
"Well come this way Tigger. This is a little patch I was keeping for my birthday but after all what are birthdays. Here today, gone tomorrow. Help yourself Tigger"
"Thank you. Are this is really Thistles"
"Yes"
"What Tigger's like best"
"That's right"
"I see. Oh ow oh"
"What's the matter"
"Your friend appears to have bitten a bee"
"Tigger's don't like Thistles"
"Then why did you bend a perfectly good one"
"But you said Tigger's like everyting except honey and Haycorns"
"And Thistles"
"Umm"
"We'd better go and see Christopher Robin"
"You'll find him with Kanga"

So off they to Kanga's house to find me

What shall we do about poor little Tigger
If he never eats nothing he'll never get bigger
He doesn't like Honey and Haycorns and Thistles
Because of the taste and because of the bristles

And all the good things that an animal likes
Have the wrong sort of swallow or too many spikes
But what ever his wight in pounds, shillings and ounces
He always seems bigger because of his bounces
Bounces

"Hello Christopher Robin. I found a Pooh, and a Piglet and an Eeyore, but I can't find any breakfast"
"Don't you know what Tigger's like"
"I expect if I thought very hard I should, but I thought Tiggers knew"
"I do. Everything in the world except Honey and Haycorns and Thistles"
"Oh well then, Kanga can give you some breakfast"
"Yes, look in my cupboard Tigger dear and see what you'd like"
"Shall I look too?"
"Yes Pooh dear. And I must give Roo his extracted malt"
"Ohh must I"
"Now Roo dear, you remember what you promised"
"That's Roo's strengthning medicine"
"Ahh"
"Oh Tigger, dear"
"He's taken my medicine, he's taken my medicine, he's taken my medicine"
"Well"
"Ummm - that's what Tigger's like"
